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FACEBOOK BARBIE - Looks are deceiving, she is sill using that photo of her from ten years ago




YOU MAY BE A REDNECK JEDI... - ...if you've ever heard "Billy Bob, I am your Father... ...and your Uncle!"


TAGS: looks like uncle jedi clampett
Rating: 4.55/5

More motifakes by MilDoc

CaptainBaked - May 5, 2011, 4:53 am
You may be a Thailand jedi if you've ever heard " Luk Skeiwulka, I am your father... and your mother..."
Bull - May 4, 2011, 8:22 pm
lol


ARACHNOLEPTIC FIT -


TAGS: definition everyone looks like a spaz
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by sickartist

PhxDebbie - June 22, 2010, 11:34 am
LOL I got the shivers just thinking about it 5L
Sean - February 24, 2010, 5:23 pm
Love it. Totally cool.
R.S.Jake - February 23, 2010, 5:56 pm
It's Down My Back!!! It's Down My Back!!!!
Airman - February 23, 2010, 5:48 pm
5 wiping my hair frantically. and ears. and nose
spacedog - February 23, 2010, 5:41 pm
Frantically wiping my face, 5Ls. Great job Sick.
Reason - February 23, 2010, 3:01 pm
amsome. Everyone freaks out when they walk into a spiders web.
MO - February 23, 2010, 11:04 am
You know I'm not down with the brown. Butt I really haven't thought to discuss that with MOisha. BRB.....
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 11:01 am
No worries, We still love you.....But watch out for Culos and Cubby...They'll rape your ass.......Or, are you in to that?
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:59 am
I know moooo! I know. I'm working on it.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:54 am
I'm sorry ...."MO".....you're still a little girl.
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:53 am
It'd make me feel better if you'd capitalize my O. You're always trivializing me!! I've already got Moooo issues damn it!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:43 am
Whatever makes you feel better Susan.
MO - February 23, 2010, 10:27 am
I'm comfortable with my inner MOisha.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - February 23, 2010, 10:24 am
We've all been there.....But, we weren't all as girly about it as Mo was.
MO - February 23, 2010, 9:50 am
LMAO!! I've done it. Kinda felt like a little girl to. 5L


LOL - Have at it spelling Nazis


TAGS: looks well written to me
Rating: 4.61/5

More motifakes by Airman

Zreiser - April 5, 2011, 7:57 pm
Absolute win!
Fatt Matt - April 23, 2010, 4:21 pm
I'd swear that 2nd line says moo goo gai pan...
GreyScorpion - April 23, 2010, 4:12 pm
you spelled laundry wrong ;) 5L


LOOKS CAN BE DECEIVING - I may look calm, but in my head I've killed you three times


TAGS: calm head looks
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by LiquidAngel

Darlin - June 25, 2011, 12:47 pm
lmao this is great
CaptainBaked - June 22, 2011, 9:23 am
I lol'd... 5


SO, A HORSE WALKS INTO A BAR - And the bartender says "Hey, weren't you in Lethal Weapon?"


TAGS: gary busey looks like a damn horse
Rating: 4.17/5

More motifakes by Timmah

thecrotchetyoldcynic - May 23, 2014, 2:01 am
I honestly believe those are not his natural-born teeth. Probably Clydesdale.
rerun - May 30, 2010, 3:43 pm

once a vote has been "submitted" it cannot be un-submitted. It is kinda like restoring virginity.....not gonna happen. so live and learn and move forward
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 2:26 pm
Yeah, I was trying to decide whether or not I wanted to live up to my name, but I decided against... Any way you could delete those votes?
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 2:43 am
On a lighter note, Timmah, I gave this a 5L. If you continue to vote 1L only, I'll ban you without further warning. Capisce?
Timmah - May 30, 2010, 2:17 am
I know, thats the reason I picked it. figured it's hard for someone to insult me with it if it's already my name
agdaniele - May 30, 2010, 1:31 am
Like the poster... but the username? Well, we have a history.


SMUG DOG -


TAGS: smugness day biznitch superior dog looks down on you
Rating: 4.03/5

More motifakes by Bartimaeus

Bartimaeus - December 30, 2009, 11:23 am
Thanks, guys, I'm glad you like it. Dogs can't look up, but they can clearly look down.
spacedog - December 30, 2009, 1:20 am
Excellent Bart, 5Ls.
Sho - December 29, 2009, 10:31 pm
Lmao Snoop Dogg
agdaniele - December 29, 2009, 7:05 pm
LOL!


TSK TSK - who left that lamp on?


TAGS: looks like fun
Rating: 4.55/5

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LIMITS -




YEHAA! - I'M a gonna ride me an ALTER BOY!!


TAGS: this guy looks like he should have electricity shooting out of his fingertips
Rating: 4.18/5

More motifakes by phydeaux

agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 9:25 pm
lol (too)
CANADA - April 10, 2010, 2:31 pm
lol


PERSPECTIVE -


TAGS: your vision will become clear only when you look into your heart who looks outside dreams who looks inside awakens
Rating: 3.27/5

More motifakes by rerun

pzykosiz - May 18, 2010, 10:52 pm
Will it make you more likely to approve bad posters?
agdaniele - May 18, 2010, 10:48 pm
That does it... I'm drinking. How about them moments of clarity?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - May 18, 2010, 10:28 pm
Deep...and weird. Are you taking your Meds? 5?


HAPPINESS - Is nothing more than some peace and quiet, and a comfortable place to rest.


TAGS: this spot looks perfect
Rating: 4.76/5

More motifakes by Yorick

Airman - August 28, 2012, 12:45 pm
you got that right
GaryO - August 27, 2012, 9:59 pm
o-o-o-o-o-o-h, y-e-a-h


FOUND IT LURKING -


TAGS: this looks familiar
Rating: 3.73/5

More motifakes by JackFace

neildo - July 12, 2011, 2:39 am
kjlkjh


SARAH JESSICA PARKER - She looks like a horse.


TAGS: sarah jessica parker looks like a horse
Rating: 3.43/5

More motifakes by pitbull

LexaScarlett - December 2, 2012, 11:13 pm
Hey! Don't insult the horse! I like horses.
Skeeter11766 - December 23, 2009, 12:35 am
You stole my idea!! 5L's


THE INTERNET -


TAGS: free candy looks legit
Rating: 3.5/5

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Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:47 am
Hey I just meant natural causes ... like the flu epidemic of 1918 that probably iced up to a fourth of the world's population ... but mostly the old and the yound (and cute, especially the cute, that's why we are such a rarity now).
Haarakkon - September 4, 2009, 1:44 am
Cold case files, case closed.
Arrogant Knight - September 4, 2009, 1:43 am
Oh, that makes me feel a lot better.
Sean - September 4, 2009, 1:41 am
In the pic in it's original size, you can clearly see a cute little blonde girl looking out of the window (the open one directly above the hood there). But don't worry. She's probably dead by now.
agdaniele - September 3, 2009, 10:21 pm
Down-low 5.
Arrogant Knight - September 3, 2009, 9:35 pm
Straight up 5.


TIME -


TAGS: fame looks aging
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 30, 2012, 5:36 pm
Yep, that was money well spent on that boob reduction mao.
maoworks2 - November 30, 2012, 4:35 pm
Well I Did Look Good In 76 .
MissPriss - November 30, 2012, 3:56 pm
Oh come on mao...there was that little temple tuck in '08....just sayin'...teehee.
maoworks2 - November 30, 2012, 1:56 pm
I'm Just Me .
MissPriss - November 30, 2012, 12:38 pm
And that leaves Burt. I'd say he uses the same plastic surgeon as poor Joan Rivers...2 for 1 deal?
GaryO - November 30, 2012, 12:07 pm
Yeah, and Jack….geeezus, cover them hooters. Reminds me of when I was four and walked in on gramma....she had that same look on her face
MissPriss - November 30, 2012, 10:25 am
Yep....bahaha...thinking that's next years Hallowe'en costume.
GaryO - November 30, 2012, 9:27 am
Man, if Eddie just had a swastika on his forehead…


BEAUTY - Beauty is in the eye of the beholder. As long as the beholder has conformed to everyone elses ideals of beauty.




LOVE -


TAGS: everyone looks alike inside hammy
Rating: 4.43/5

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Hawamleh - September 1, 2011, 7:03 pm
Don't judge a book by it's huge ass knife :D
falloutghoul - September 1, 2011, 7:02 pm
a heart...and a huge knife.
Claire - January 10, 2011, 6:54 pm
Hammy is from the Middle East. There is no difference there.
voodoo3535 - January 10, 2011, 6:01 pm
The difference is in what state you live in.
Hawamleh - January 8, 2011, 9:04 pm
there is a difference ?
Claire - January 8, 2011, 4:22 pm
lol Pyramid Head doesn't love. He rapes.
autumnspirit - January 8, 2011, 2:08 pm
Unfortunately true. 5L
Hawamleh - January 8, 2011, 1:07 pm
yep :D
tellitlikeitis - January 8, 2011, 11:50 am
5 Lions btw.
tellitlikeitis - January 8, 2011, 11:50 am
True. Unfortunately, it's usually the heart of the mean ones that keep on beating for ever.


CHARACATURE ARTIST - This guy's pretty good...she's just being a poor sport




NO THANKS - Strangely Enough I've Decided To Go Vegetarian Today.




First Impressions -


TAGS: impressions mistaken identity looks scary
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

MissPriss - November 20, 2013, 4:27 pm
I think I may still have my little guys nose.
lgvernon - November 20, 2013, 4:21 pm

Ah, Priss~~I once interviewed a woman who kept a human hand on her desk.


UNCOMMON BEAUTY -


TAGS: toc day she looks much better after she has had her coffee
Rating: 4.09/5

More motifakes by ICEMAN

Cubbybear - June 12, 2010, 1:40 pm
Before she had her morning salt
agdaniele - June 12, 2010, 11:24 am
This was taken at 5pm? What a relief! 5L


POUTINE -


TAGS: looks yummy cheese fries hmm cubby
Rating: 4/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

poy - July 12, 2010, 9:19 pm
heavy agreement
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 12:31 am
If french Canadians have anything to be proud of, It's this


VILLIANS - Looks like the Guest List from Elder God Douchebag's last party


TAGS: september challenge evil always looks the same
Rating: 3.64/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

zammuelist - January 24, 2010, 9:27 am
all very simple names...


MISGUIDED OPINION - BUT CONSIDER THE SOURCE


TAGS: looks alot like mord
Rating: 4.88/5

More motifakes by ughomer

ughomer - November 7, 2012, 12:47 am
Will do, Caveman. Thanks.
caveman - November 6, 2012, 9:03 pm
would also go good on sportingbreakdown


LOOKS LIKE LEGO - Might just be severely pixelated


TAGS: so severely pixelated looks like lego silverheart
Rating: 4.41/5

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Mooooooooooooooooooo - March 5, 2013, 10:00 am
That's true...especially if you're researching the best herpes medication or boner pills.
Sho - March 4, 2013, 9:35 pm
Happened to me too. Pay close attention to the mods, you can learn a lot from them :)
crankyhead - March 4, 2013, 9:31 pm
T'was me. Meant every last word. =)
Silverheart - March 4, 2013, 6:38 pm

I got the idea from the approval queue, I confess. Whichever mod wrote that, kudos to you.
Sho - March 4, 2013, 6:37 pm
5LOL


MY WIFE - I realized she was only half the woman she used to be.


TAGS: wife looks beauty insults
Rating: 4.3/5

More motifakes by MissPriss

boston - July 14, 2012, 2:08 pm
You still have the best half....


CALL THE FBI - I found him




LITERAL A-HOLE -


TAGS: looks like your mum
Rating: 3.87/5

More motifakes by CaptainBaked

Sivark - April 7, 2011, 10:34 am
kinda looks like a Hitler picture...with sunglasses


PROCRASTINATION - Because when you wait 'till the last minute for a babysitter beggars can't be choosers


TAGS: this looks a lot like my childhood cat max and really hits me
Rating: 3.69/5

More motifakes by CpnKangaroo

Sean - January 24, 2010, 1:37 am
THE LEFTOVERS If you can't figure out how to open the fridge door, you might as well use them to frame the dog.
spacedog - January 23, 2010, 9:48 pm
Nice work CpnKangaroo.


DESIGNER AIRBAGS -




DESTINY -


TAGS: the future looks bright cubby
Rating: 4.71/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

culos - November 1, 2010, 4:52 am
Thanks for the (unintentional?) tribute! 5 rosy cheeks....


BEAUTY -


TAGS: can looks cubby
Rating: 4.67/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Cubbybear - September 5, 2010, 9:33 pm
One's a little more Fruity
agdaniele - September 5, 2010, 7:32 pm
Those two aren't one in the same?


CREATIVITY -




DADDY'S LITTLE ANGEL -


TAGS: she looks like you
Rating: 4.54/5

More motifakes by Cubbybear

Faceplant31 - June 21, 2010, 2:20 pm
Very nice!
Cubbybear - June 21, 2010, 2:11 am
thanks guys...John still rocks
rerun - June 21, 2010, 12:08 am

with over 3000 motifakes, I have to say that this is one of Cubby Bears best.
rerun - June 20, 2010, 11:55 pm

wow, so true.
agdaniele - June 20, 2010, 11:41 pm
This is beautiful.


MY EX-WIFE - pretty much covers all the bases


TAGS: looks very familiar
Rating: 4.53/5

More motifakes by Airman

GreyScorpion - March 22, 2010, 8:02 pm
Damn!! that's running a gaunlet to get to the berries!! guess that's why she's an Ex. 5L


DOUBLE DATE -




STARE -




"WHY ALICE MY DEAR" -




SPRING GIRL - Warm wind blows her hair… Smells the way the Taj Mahal Looks in the moonlight.


TAGS: warm wind blows her hair smells the way the taj mahal looks in the moonlight
Rating: 3.5/5

More motifakes by Chef

Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 1:52 am
Thanks. Aim those at Culos....he's into that sorta thing.
Chef - June 7, 2010, 1:47 am
Thanks... Then I will refrain from farting in your general direction!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - June 7, 2010, 1:43 am
Silly English Kniiiiiniiiiggghiiitt!. I like your sense of humor Chef.
Chef - June 7, 2010, 12:58 am
Thanks... your comment smells of elderberries.
Derek - June 6, 2010, 5:58 am
That's beautiful Chef
Chef - June 2, 2010, 1:25 am
It tastes like a rainbow in the dark and sounds like purpose... feels kinda like an optical illusion or a metaphor...
Derek - June 1, 2010, 8:51 pm
What does the word "synesthete" taste like, Chef?


EXCUSE ME... - Could somebody please tell me where I can find Mr. Cubbybear? He left his iPhone on the dresser last night after visiting his good friend Porcelina...


TAGS: looks like cubbys on the run from sister p and the nuns
Rating: 3.42/5

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BoneCD - September 23, 2009, 8:47 am
That's a long lost 5'r BoR! *the secret, I need to know the approval secret*


"BLOWTARD" -


TAGS: i swear that kid looks nothing like me my cap is plaid
Rating: 3.26/5

More motifakes by Sean

Sean - June 19, 2009, 6:43 pm
But we can still call each other it. That's still good.
Sean - June 19, 2009, 6:42 pm
Crap! Just googled "blowtard" and it's not original. Seems the most I could legitimately claim is to have added a distinct meanig to the term. And a dubious etymology: should be "blovtard", no? But an original meaning, I hope. Ah well.


AIRMAN -




PERCEPTION -


TAGS: looks that way because i m a carnivore and you re meat
Rating: 3/5

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MO - March 6, 2010, 4:15 pm
Alright, enough shenanigans. Gotta get on the road. Later Tadders!
MO - March 6, 2010, 4:13 pm
I'm sure to catch hell for that one Rerun! I can just here it now. I'm only there Tues-Friday morning!!! Who the hell is she?? Blah blah... HA HA!! Love you snookums!
rerun - March 6, 2010, 4:01 pm

I am waiting for Nik to comment.
MO - March 6, 2010, 4:00 pm
Hopfully he's smart enough to know that if it wasn't the interweb he'd be the mouse. I eat pussy for brefess!!! And lunch, an dinner....
agdaniele - March 6, 2010, 3:51 pm
Can't discount that theory, MO... derka derka is smart... he knows things.
MO - March 6, 2010, 3:32 pm
You know what? Knowing Derks pompous and holier than thou attitude I wouldn't be a bit surprised if this wasn't an off handed attempt at a reply to our (mostly mine) comments last night.


If Looks Could Kill -




china's, new people's daily newspaper, headquarters -


TAGS: this building looks like cock
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by curlyrocks

curlyrocks - May 10, 2013, 2:55 pm
They work in a building that looks like a huge c0ck, they gotta have some kind of issues
Rudedog - May 9, 2013, 11:03 pm
What is wrong with them?


Every Little Girl's Dream -




ALREADY -




HERE'S THE MEAT FOR THE BBQ - I'll make the salad & side dishes, set the table, greet the guests and they'll tell YOU "great meal"


TAGS: dinner looks good
Rating: 4.42/5

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spacedog - June 15, 2010, 8:22 pm
Excellent! 5L.


EVERYONE IS STARING AT US - Sure they can SAY that "life imitates art"... but where the hell is Patricia's monkey!?


TAGS: and patricias ass looks like its on jenny craig
Rating: 4.19/5

More motifakes by LogicDude

5150monkeylove - September 27, 2010, 6:43 pm
Never. my avatar is almost a motifake in itself. (I need all the funny I can find)
forseti - September 27, 2010, 6:39 pm
so change your avatar!! and don't get a pixelated! :P
5150monkeylove - September 27, 2010, 6:25 pm
I agree. things just arent fun without a monkey around. 5L
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 3:09 am
I was here all night. I just sorta phazed in and out..I'll be back tonight with a full bottle of Bushmills....they've run out of Jamesons.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:57 am
HAve a good night, paisan.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:57 am
NExt time, tell me you'll be on for a good amount of time on a night shift... I'd have had Guinness chambered, and been here long after you silently bailed!
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:51 am
We all regret the posters we've made sober.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:51 am
LOL! You give yourself no credit. Whereas I have been pouring on the submissions a bit thick tonight.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 2:49 am
I'll regret that later....as I have with so many others......thry're like women in a way..................G'night Aggerino!!!!!!!!!!!!!
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:49 am
Why reject it? A moooooo poster comes by as often as Halley's comet!
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:48 am
LOL! You were saying?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 2:47 am
Awwww....you should at least reject my new poster first.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:46 am
Ok, I'm tuckered out from doing nothing all day. Gonna cash in. Take it easy, mooooo. Damn glad to have you around for the banter... always a boost.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:11 am
Anonymously.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 2:10 am
I guess we all agree.
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 2:09 am
you know you have achieved greatness when you get called disgusting on the internet
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:09 am
Well, that and "your mom tastes better than she looks".
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 2:08 am
(there isn't a finer compliment from moooo)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 2:04 am
You're a disgusting and hilarious man. 5L
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 2:03 am
cheese curds + hookers + taint. ya it seamed logical
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 2:00 am
@ Canada ....did you type Organzola on purpose?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:59 am
LOL! Simply awful, Canada!
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:59 am
I wouldn't know... whenever I come around, they say "Sorry, wetback... store's closed"
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 1:58 am
organzola curds
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:57 am
Those LV hookers really are gross, eh?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:55 am
Yep.... I scraped them off the taint myself.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:54 am
Are they real cheese curds?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:53 am
A bowl of poutine, I hear.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:44 am
No....I have my price.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:43 am
LMAO!!! Priceless!
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:41 am
Wait...what?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:41 am
Nothing french about me.......Unless you count the cut of my underwear.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:39 am
Or, faux. Crap.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:38 am
LMAO! You pheaux french fag!
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:38 am
And she had an ass.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:36 am
Your mother was a donkey?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:34 am
IF it wasn't for those shows, my mother wouldn't have a work résumé... and we'd have never made it in Las Vegas. (spanish for The Vegas)
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:30 am
They're not the donkey shows you'd find in Aggy's home town.....but they're pretty good...I hear.
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 1:29 am
LMAO! I'm sure that Thailand has some shows she would regret letting me drag her too
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:27 am
Besides, I'm sure there are a few GREAT musicals she can drag you to in China!
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 1:25 am
If your visa clears you can teach in the north. and Thailand pays crappy. china covers all your living expenses. plus if my gf came it would limit my experiences in Thailand.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:21 am
Make sure you hand out plenty of Cubby's business cards.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:20 am
I don't think you can teach in North Korea....You're passing up Thailand for China?....WTF is wrong with you?
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 1:18 am
I heard that too aggy, Its because the don't want to be focused on in front of everyone for fear that the others will think them incompetent
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 1:17 am
north or south Korea,Japan,Vietnam,Spain,France,Sweden,Thailand,Czech Republic,Russia. Japan pays the best out of all the countries, but most places require you to have teaching experience
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 1:16 am
A friend of mine from the Venetian went to China to open up the Venetian in Macau. He said that training the Chinese is the most frustrating thing in the world. They say that they understand even when they don't.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:13 am
I have 2 friends that did the same thing. They both regretted it....Just sayin. Are there any other countries you could teach in?
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 1:12 am
....and asian just ain't my thing
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 1:11 am
they pay OK, and i would have some international work experience that might help me score a job in the future. contrary to what i may say about her, I like her
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 1:09 am
I'm planing to take off for a year. I had to really bust my ass in school this last term. If i have to do it again I don't think I'd be able to put in a full effort and my marks would suffer. so I'm taking a certificate course for teaching internationally
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:04 am
Why go to China? and bring your woman?
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:04 am
Thanks man....Dad doesn't always make the best choices. If ya know what I mean.
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 1:02 am
They gave me a good deal on the parts for my quad. and all the locals buy from them. I havent heard a bad story about them
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:02 am
My Dad is buying a brand new ATV there.
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 1:01 am
aggy, my folks are trying to talk me out of it, they fear i wont finish my engineering when i come back. and my gf was going to come with me to teach aswell but now she has second thoughts so i'm on the shit list with her because I'm going either way
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 1:01 am
Are they trustworthy?
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 12:58 am
Moo, its called sobetski's enterprises. its on the edg of town next to the CO Op bulk fuel
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:56 am
China? LOL! Why would people hate you for that?
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 12:55 am
me, I'm doing decent. Work is real busy for me. the gave me 2 projects to oversee. and shit seams to be flying apart on the home front for me. people dont like the fact that I'm going to china
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:55 am
Something tells me that mooooo ain't got the key to the town.
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:53 am
Fuckin French towns...
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:52 am
Wrong town...I meant Beauséjour
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 12:52 am
sorry about not dropping in here more often. motifake is blocked at work and that is where i started out here, and I'm only at my place here in the city on weekends. my folks place doesent have high speed
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 12:50 am
Sorry Moo+, I havent been out to Boissevain since i gave up motocross
Mooooooooooooooooooo - July 12, 2010, 12:47 am
Hey Canada...do you know anything aboot a Polaris dealership in Boissevain?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:47 am
How the hell have you been?
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:46 am
But you know me... I can't complain. Overall, I'm doing well.
agdaniele - July 12, 2010, 12:46 am
Great to see you around! Been awful scarce at times! I'm doing ok. The cuban is visiting family in Cuba, I'm working in 38c weather, and the summer has lent it's flock of short-bus users to the site.
CANADA - July 12, 2010, 12:43 am
Aggy, hows tricks?
agdaniele - April 13, 2010, 10:53 pm
I really wanted this one to take it's seat at 2nd.
agdaniele - April 12, 2010, 12:45 am
See? The badonkadonk from the original is missing here.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 11:34 pm
Oh, and HI, phydough!
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 11:32 pm
Aren't you a little ghey to be a stromtrooper? (mind you, I've banged three... but check the pics)
phydeaux - April 10, 2010, 4:09 am
dude!! I'm here!
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:42 am
And like that, phy is gone.
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:34 am
Hey, Phy! How's it going tonight?
agdaniele - April 10, 2010, 3:34 am
Hilarious, rerun!
rerun - April 9, 2010, 3:29 am

Can I have the dashboard Jesus? Now I can change my bumber sticker from "Jesus Saves" to "I saved Jesus". I would be like a Super Jew, or something. The mind does strange thinking at 2:25am
TheTrashHeap - April 9, 2010, 12:10 am
Shitty! Thats what you get for living in Canada!
MrRandom - April 8, 2010, 11:57 pm
Quite. I'm surprised my internet is still up, we just had a pretty nasty blizzard.
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 11:47 pm
Or Jon Lajois?
MrRandom - April 8, 2010, 11:40 pm
A motifake theme song......... something by Weird Al?
agdaniele - April 8, 2010, 11:40 pm
I'm still lobbying Mr M to have a requiem bell sound to everyone everytime I log on here.
agdaniele - April 8, 2010, 11:39 pm
My theme? LMAO!!!
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 11:38 pm
Cheech FTW. That song should be Aggys theme!
agdaniele - April 8, 2010, 11:37 pm
Well, the bulk of them are hanging around the top, like dingleberries... but still, the dashboard one is symbolic. I still have the Virgin Mary votive candle in my back window.
MrRandom - April 8, 2010, 11:31 pm
One of thousands?
agdaniele - April 8, 2010, 11:20 pm
Well... I'm now coating over my metal-flake paint job on the el camino, peeled off the "In loving memory of little paco" sticker from my back window, and just threw out my dashboard jesus.
MrRandom - April 8, 2010, 11:18 pm
*Slow Clap*
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 11:18 pm
"And thats all i got, how do ya like it?"
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 11:16 pm
Mexican Americans love education so they go to night school and they take spanish and get a B.
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 11:16 pm
Mexican Americans don't like to get up early in the morning but they have to so they do it real slow.
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 11:14 pm
Why not Mexicans? They don't just like to get into gang fights, they like flowers and music and white girls named Debbie too!
agdaniele - April 8, 2010, 10:56 pm
People... and mexicans?
TheTrashHeap - April 8, 2010, 10:47 pm
Hello people.
agdaniele - April 8, 2010, 10:44 pm
Obviously not my reaction time! How's it going, Random?
MrRandom - April 8, 2010, 10:21 pm
Whats up tonight gentlemen?
spacedog - April 5, 2010, 7:54 pm
Great idea. *goes and gets beer*
agdaniele - April 5, 2010, 7:53 pm
At least we'll be sucking at home... with alcohol!
rerun - April 5, 2010, 7:52 pm

fuck you too Moooooooooooooooooooooo. Sorry you had to go


CUBBY AND LOGICDUDE - were finally married yesterday by Reverend Charles Bronson Jr. Congratulations!


TAGS: bear tiger dude kinda looks like charles bronson vaguely
Rating: 3.47/5

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MO - January 24, 2010, 4:01 am
Them's purdy much my favorite animals; a.....bear-ger! 5 ... li-bears??
Cubbybear - January 24, 2010, 2:26 am
Only because he was rich! LOL...5/5


EVEN THOUGH - In this picture you were being a total bad ass, your friends at home will see a whole other story


TAGS: army not really what it looks like
Rating: 3.36/5

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Hasbunmb - April 30, 2010, 12:20 pm
I love Army combatives. It works great so long as your opponents let you do the moves without fighting back =o) MCMAP kicks its butt...


GHOST RIDING -




BULLY'S - The real reason most of us Motifake. We have to get all of that inner anger out of ourselves.


TAGS: looks like that kids getting a pit stop p u
Rating: 2.92/5

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agdaniele - June 22, 2010, 1:28 am
No, that's the reason they troll and bomb. Dysfunctional upbringings... THAT is what makes a great motifaker (no offense, Cubby).


WOLVERINES -


TAGS: good luch rich looks like you got a good start there
Rating: 2.85/5

More motifakes by BoneCD

BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 1:29 pm
Or maybe Ted...Ted is that you?
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 1:27 pm
Or it could have been one of my FRIENDLY TIMMIES!
BoneCD - August 30, 2009, 1:25 pm
Finally a Mich fan weighed in...Zzzing here come the ones!!!


OH MY GOD - I think I made LEGO Jimmy Buffet




GOOD LOOKS - She's crawling with them


TAGS: good looks
Rating: 2.29/5

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Snow. Again -


TAGS: two feet looks like this
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by Thedge

Thedge - November 28, 2014, 12:17 pm
Yep, me too. Same reason I didn't elaborate.
mizzdizz - November 28, 2014, 11:19 am
Mine too! Food, love, beer, soda, hugs, guys, cars ... and a few others the symbol fairy would gleefully change for me! LOL!
Thedge - November 27, 2014, 2:26 pm
Weird, isn't it? Some of my favorite words are four letters long.
mizzdizz - November 27, 2014, 2:14 pm
Another fan of the pun! 5 grooaaaning lions!!! I'll be dealing with this in another 4-6 weeks. Snow is a 4 letter word!


How to make a uniform fit better -


TAGS: properly tailored uniform looks professional
Rating: 5/5

More motifakes by mizzdizz

mizzdizz - August 4, 2016, 12:00 pm
Thanks, JW!
JesusWept - August 4, 2016, 9:58 am
Nice one. Being a cop in Iceland must be a real quiet job lolol


Traditional Bee Jay -


TAGS: not this year looks like
Rating: 4.83/5

More motifakes by GaryO

GaryO - December 26, 2015, 12:25 pm
its a hope
GaryO - December 26, 2015, 12:13 pm
well, there's new years
Greeny - December 26, 2015, 11:44 am
still waiting!


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